Bi-Curious

Richard Schmitt
2 min readJun 2, 2021

Serendipitous Adventures of a Lonely Man

There comes a time in a man’s life where he must pick a direction. It usually comes right after he hits the brakes on life, whether they be hand breaks or foot brakes no one can know for sure.

My journey thus far through this wilderness of desire and deceit has been bitter, somewhat serendipitous, and kinda sweet.

The time has come, the time to set aside my fears and tell you all who I truly am.

I am…

Bi-curious

YES! It has been a a long journey of winding and twisting through the ravines of this lonely road, and now I feel the wind running its course through my hair. I truly feel like I can take the lock off my Bi-cycle now.

YES! I have been curious about Bi-cycles for a long time now, and pretty much anything with the prefix Bi.

Bi-pedals

Bi-nary Code

Bi-sexual women

Bi-focals be poppin

And the well known Bi-cameral legislature of America. To hell with Tri-cameral systems!

I thank you all for helping me take off the Bi-ke lock so that I can roam the streets pedaling away with my strong Bi-pedal locomotion.

I will see you next week.

Bi for now,

Pronouns Bi/Bile

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